3000. Covid takes 3000 humans to their death in a single day. Oh no! we're starting out all negative, forgetting the titanium rule: Irascibility - protect the dongle from the colostomy bag of life. Now that humor's in the mix, we're keeping with the year-end spreckles erroneously labeled Year of the Parking Space but more accurately Long Live the Wonder Straw.

All of the surreptitious stuff of the moment gets cordoned-off by unanticipated pairings, i.e. gorgonzola ice cream. Dwelling on the extraordinary shortcomings puts the crap in tacular, so color me innocent if we zoom to happy now-time. It's not a matter of denial or playing let's pretend because the glow and the pizzazz still light every day. Now the floor could drop out in the next minute but 3000 (actually 2021) is like Kawasaki - makes your kick-stand proud.