Who's that smiling like Ralphie when he thought of his Red Rider BB gun? Why it's fat bastard Actualizedman playing with his early Christmas present (not the one in his breeches). The burps and screen jiggles on the Acer yelled at me to A C T so I did. There's no shame in letting a small purchase lift you up where we belong.

I wondered if new devices come with personalities - - they don't, but I got curious about a built-in app named Dazer. Here's what I found out:
It uses the finger reader which adds its algorithm to blend in perpendicular lines and comparing the results with those from prisoners in Sweden to give you a 21st-century fortune-telling. It determined I am:
alluring, hung like Herve Villechaize adroit and yes, actualized. It also said I can make motorboat sounds with my ass and here's where it dropped off:
It said I'll shoot into the stratosphere via SpaceX with Lainie Kazan.

Back to reality, stress leads to anxiety which features insomnia but, guess what? Not here. 70 on the meranda yesterday with my girl and the bowsers made thanks for another great day happening.